Drei Astronauten, gehackt.

Generally under-covered in today's history textbooks is the 1969 incident in which Richard Nixon, jealous of the Apollo 11 astronauts' popularity, tried to bake them at 350 degrees for 2 hours, using a recipe provided by Secretary Kissinger.

"As a result of what you've done, the world has never been closer together before... now turn over as I baste you with your own juices."